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Quotations from SCAM letters sent by: Even More “Psychics”
There seems to be no end!
“Clairvoyant - Specialist in Divinatory
“A Recent specific demand concerning you appeared so strange I spent many hours working on your case. And there was more than one surprise in store...
“Read this letter and discover why I wanted to share an amazing personal secret with you as quickly as possible,
“(notably concerning a sum of money that it would be advisable for you to cash within thirty days!)...”
“Clairvoyant Medium of Great Precision
“Within 3 minutes you are going to witness a “very special” magical phenomenon that will immediately have an exceptional effect on your life. Here is why: For a very important reason that you will discover in this letter, I have made the decision to send you, at no charge, an authentic precious “Lucky Gold Talisman.” which, by a secret method, I have magnetized especially for you over a period of 72 hours.
“Please understand that this Lucky Talisman of pure gold cannot possibly be compared with other talismans you may have owned previously, which have no real power.”
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“Starting precisely at 8:03 am on July 23rd, an extended period of 108 golden prosperity days are coming that could be immensely prosperous, in ways you cannot even imagine.
“I’d like to be you mentor, guide and friend.
“And because [you] will need [...] guidance through these difficult times, please send [...] each month a new forecast at the low price of $19.95 plus $5 S&H.”
“To be 100% sure, I am going to send you the personal Gift that my grandmother decided to give you: your Astral Compensator which you must wear on you[sic].
“As soon as I receive your Request along with your participation, I will send your detailed Personal Clairvoyance Reading which I have called “Share of Fortune Reading”, which was dictated to me for you, in the form of automatic script by my grandmother.”
“Seer & Medium
“About today you will always think with great pleasure for the rest of your life!
“Thus, if you yearn for money, prosperity, good health and even love in your life, then NOW the point in time has come at which you this once and never again afterwards have the chance that everything you dream of can come true!!!”
“Without a shadow of a doubt, I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU WILL SOON BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY! Do you understand what this means? This is not a game, nor a draw where you have to spend money... before even hoping to be drawn at random... No, not at all. The idea is to give you, with the help of Jason PERSEVAL, the chance of winning for certain - the right combination in the biggest lottery!
“The proof? Here it is...
“In the same way as for you today, here at the Clairvoyant Efficiency Control Association (C.E.C.A.), we received some fabulous and exceptional information yesterday: 4 years ago I, authorised a scientific inquiry. Its objective? To discover if some clairvoyants, mages[sic], mediums, etc... have Sup-Vision[sic] powers (this means considerably superior to “normal” clairvoyants) and see if they would be capable of finding the winning numbers in games of chance...
“As soon as Jason has received your enclosed form, he will send you your 7 precious Immediate Winning Numbers ( I.W.N.B.L. ) for the Biggest Lottery. Plus his Supreme Money Activator. Next, he will carry out a supreme operation. And to ﬁnish, he will reactivate your aura, your chakras, your energies and your cosmic vibrations. This is essential for you to be in phase with luck in the lottery.
“ONLY FOR YOU: dear First_Name, in addition to your 7 I.W.N.B.L., you can also receive the Contactor*. Hold the Contactor tightly in your right hand and you will immediately be in contact with me. I can then telepathically send you my astral help. For just $10 more. Add just $10 to your payment so that I may send it to you along with the 7 I.W.N.B.L.
“* Please note that I must send the Contactor at the same time as your 7 I.W.N.B.L. as their effects are complementary.”
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“Although we have never met... I have a premonition you are going through a very soul searching period right now, and you are looking for immediate answers about your life. In fact, nobody, unless they are a psychic like myself, could know more about what you are going through, unless they have walked a mile in your shoes!
“Because these are such special circumstances, and because your need is so great in this case, you don’t have to pay me anything. That’s right, Nothing! Pay me nothing and owe me nothing. You don’t have to pay me a single penny unless you receive a large sum of unexpected money within ninety days of receiving my personalized report - pay me nothing unless within ninety days you are happier with yourself and your life than you’ve been in years. I know it’s hard to believe, but I’ve dealt with skeptics before.”Back to top
“Clairvoyant - Medium
Grand Master of the Occult
“WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR, FOR SO LONG NOW, IS AT LAST GOING TO HAPPEN...
“How often have you dreamt of transforming your life with a stroke of a magic wand? Of course, this is wishful thinking and highly unlikely to happen, as you are well aware. Even the Greatest Clairvoyant of all time couldn’t grant this wish. If anyone claims that they can do this then steer well clear of them as they are lying.
“THE TRANSVAAL SPHERES WILL PROTECT YOUR FUTURE! But what exactly are these Transvaal Spheres? There are 198 of these Spheres and they were discovered, by chance, in a South African Silver Mine.
“So, what is the secret of the Transvaal Spheres? These spheres have been guarded by the Grand Masters of the Occult ever since their discovery...
“After much research in sacred books and old manuscripts, the Transvaal Spheres finally revealed their Secret via a faded parchment found in an old building in Pretoria.
“What is the link between YOU and the TRANSVAAL SPHERES? Well the link is enormous, as you will soon see.... The Pretoria parchment also provides the answer and explains the events that followed.... I went with my friend, Arthur de Saint Pons into the Council Chamber where the 198 Spheres were set out on a large table.... Some of them were spinning amazingly fast on their axis. Others were just wobbling, but they all seemed to be extremely agitated.... Suddenly, under the very eyes of all gathered there, the prediction of the Pretoria Manuscript came true.
“A TRANSVAAL SPHERE PERSONALLY CHOSE YOU!
“One sphere in the middle, no bigger than any of the others, suddenly began wobbling so frantically that it literally began to hover over the table. Then it suddenly began rolling past all the other spheres and towards me. I had the reﬂex to reach out my hand and catch it just as it was about to roll off the table.... As soon as it touched the palm of my hand I was blinded by a bright white flash of light. I saw your name ﬂash up in Letters of Light: First_Name Last_Name. And then I saw your future...
“A NEW LIFE IS OPENING UP TO YOU AT LAST! I know that it’s impossible to comprehend the Secret Powers of the Transvaal Sphere... as well as the story of where it comes from. However the facts speak for themselves.
“* MONEY will ﬂow in...
“* LOVE will be showered upon you from all sides...
“* SUCCESS in everything you do...
“* GOOD LUCK will be attracted to you...
“* You will become the REFERENCE for many...
“* RENOWN will follow...
“* ETERNAL HAPPINESS and PROTECTION...”
“In accordance with the terms stated in the Pretoria Manuscript discovered in that old building and ancestral tradition, I hereby send my alms of $35, made payable to ELYPSYS”
“The experts say your case is hopeless.
They all say you are doomed to failure.
It’s in the stars: Try as you will, anything you do will end badly.
You are cursed with bad luck and there is nothing you can do about it.
“Let me introduce myself: My name is Steve Waters, and it is not for nothing that I am called the worlds greatest astrologer and psychic. My specialty? Performing the impossible. Taking on the challenges others shy away from. Doing what they say cannot be done. My new project? To change you my friend, inside out, turning you from a dark, obscured, luck-dead individual into a shining bright happy star, radiant in plenty, in happiness, in love, and in joy. Indeed—everything will be reversed, you will experience the opposite of what you have been experiencing till now--all your suffering, your frustrations, the outrages committed against you, the lingering resentments and scars---all will be wiped clean, all soul wrinkling embarrassment erased as if they never happened.
“What am I referring to?
“Well, if you must know, and you are entitled to know in my opinion, there was in attendance at the conference those that would not like to see you succeed. They have even expressed these thoughts. While it may seem petty on their part to try to keep you down, it is just people’s nature, that they can’t bear to see another succeed. In this case, so deep is their jealously of me, they will do all they can to show me up.
“Now once you obtain this special instrument they know there is nothing they can do. They know that it’s too late. But before you receive it, before you order it, they can ﬂood your mind with doubts and ﬁll your heart with skepticism. Be aware that this is what is happening to you now this very minute. This is what you are feeling. Your hesitation is being caused by and generated by my enemies--- your enemies—those that don’t want you to succeed and be happy.
“Here is what you have to do:
“At your request I will send you a very special spiritual device one you have never heard of or read about. It is so secret, so effective, it holds the power to change not only your life but the life of every living being on this planet. It is an ancient instrument that is known to convey proven power and success to those who possess and know how to use it.”